Welcome to the beautiful world of FO & The Dragon (Sorry, Spoiler Lingo). Before you delve any further into posts, here are some terms you should get acquainted with:
“The Boyfriend” – This is what Femi will be called in posts from here onwards. Basically because saying husband makes me feel old.
“Spoiler” – In third person narratives, you may hear spoiler or FO, don’t fret, its the same meaning as The boyfriend
“FO” – If you need me to translate this, I really can’t help you.
“Chips or Ketchup” – One of us is Chips, the other is Ketchup, but I guess people love to have fun trying to figure out who is who, goodluck with that!
“I Shuffer” – the background of the phrase is so stupid (add nasty) that for the sake of my mum and future kids that may stumble on this blog, I cannot explain. If you do come across the phrase, just know that either chips or ketchup or both suffered greatly during that event or occurrence
The Dragon – Because Uyai is HOT…argue with your shadow
You may come across names like Crystal, Lam-Lam, Dez, Meenah, Trap, Onyi – these are complete nuisances that make my life as beautiful as it can get. As for names like Yeni and Ekammar, they are WITCHES, try to locate them at your own peril.
I guess we’re good now!